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Jun. 5th, 2011

"O, This Modern Age," A STXI AU, Kirk/McCoy, Teen

Title: O, This Modern Age
Author: vinniebatman aka batmanvinnie
Fandom: Star Trek 2009 AU
Pairings: Kirk/McCoy
Rating/Warnings: Teen for implications of sex, cursing.
Summary: Someday, Jim Kirk will be his.
Spoilers: AU, so no spoilers for the film.
Disclaimer: I so totally own these works. Bow Down! *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership toward Star Trek are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.*
Real Disclaimer: I make no money from this, and claim no ownership over the to any of the copyrighted materials of "Star Trek" in any of its incarnation. These works belong to their creators.
Author's Note: I actually wrote as a comment fic for Jim_Bones, inspired by these pics, but it grew. A lot.

Story Here )

Jun. 3rd, 2011

BABY SLOTH!!!

Presenting an adorable baby sloth. It's cries make my want to cuddle it!!!!

May. 15th, 2011

"In the Wind," A STXI AU, Kirk/McCoy, Adult

Title: In the Wind
Author: vinniebatman aka batmanvinnie
Fandom: Star Trek 2009 AU
Pairings: Kirk/McCoy
Rating/Warnings: Adult for violence. Kidding! It's rated adult for porn. More specific warning under the cut because I'm a little bit shy.
Summary: Agent Leonard McCoy tracks down Jim Kirk's hideout to get some answers.
Spoilers: AU, so no spoilers for the film.
Disclaimer: I so totally own these works. Bow Down! *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership toward Star Trek are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.*
Real Disclaimer: I make no money from this, and claim no ownership over the to any of the copyrighted materials of "Star Trek" in any of its incarnation. These works belong to their creators.
Author's Note: I actually wrote as a comment fic for Jim_Bones, inspired by these pics. Anywho, I cleaned it up and per one reviewer's suggestion, add some *coughs* interrogation. I added over 2,500 words of sexings, and I believe this may be my most epic sex scene ever. I'm quite proud. Especially because this story isn't even 4,000 words. Go me!

In the Wind )

May. 6th, 2011

"Carved," J2AU (Jared/Jensen alternate universe RPS), Teen

Title: Carved
Author: [info]vinniebatman
Fandom: RPS AU
Characters/Pairings: Jensen Ackles/Jared Padalecki
Rating/Warnings: Teen, angst
Spoilers: None
Prompt: J2 redemption from [info]kitty_poker1
Word Count: Out of control. This turned a bit personal for me, so....
Beta: [info]_beetle_
Disclaimer: I make no money from this, and any ideas or writings contained in this story are pure and utter complete fabrication; this story in no way represents any sort of reality.
Author's Notes: Italics indicate text messages. Also, if you're aware of my life in the last half year, you'll realize how this story took a really personal and cathartic turn.

Carved )

Mar. 5th, 2011

Am I a bitch? Why aren't my meds working? Why is the tea party being douchy?

The title is a summary of things I am about to discuss.
Click here to read )

Earlier this year, the ICNA (Islamic Circle of North America) did some fundraising for women's shelter and the homeless here in the bay area. Anna, a muslim, and some of her friends and family, went to the even here. The even raised hundreds of thousands of dollars for these charities. So the same even was held in Orange County, and a US congressman and various tea party members decided to protest this even. Here is a link, showing them screaming ignorant drivel and racial epithets at families walking inside, including children.



My friend Carmen really captured my feelings on it, by stating that it reminded her of the way blacks were screamed at when schools were first integrated in the 60s. Apparently, we haven't come far enough.

Feb. 27th, 2011

The Third Date Theorem, Reid/DiNozzo, Criminal Minds/NCIS Crossover, Teen

Title: The Third Date Theorem
Author: [info]vinniebatman
Fandom: Criminal Minds, NCIS
Characters/Pairings: Spencer Reid/Tony Dinozzo
Rating/Warnings:  Teen for references to serial killers.  Also, warnings for super cheesey flirting.
Spoilers: General spoilers for season 3 of NCIS and 6 of Criminal Minds.
Prompt:  Tony Dinozzo/Spencer Reid, third date for amejisuto
Word Count: 830
Beta: [info]_beetle_
Disclaimer:  I so totally own these shows.  Bow Down!  *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership are pure fantasy.  No harm is meant.  Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.*
Real Disclaimer:  I make no money from this, and claim no ownership over the to any of the copyrighted material of "Criminal Minds" or "NCIS."  These works belong to their creators.
Author's Notes: Yeah, the idea for the title of the story totally came from the episode titles on "The Big Bang Theory."

The Third Date Theorem )
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Feb. 6th, 2011

Update-age

Hello my lovelies!!

I haven't been online much lately. It takes me about 50 minutes to get home, then I shower, so I don't usually feel like getting online. But I should change that because I miss my lovelies.

Around mid-January, I got really depressed because I realized how little I socialized. It made me sad, so I started to try going out, being socialized.

I went to a couple happy hours with coworkers, which was fun, just going out and being a dork.

And then last Saturday was the big fun. My friend L and I went to the Noir City Film Festival. It was in the Castro Theater, which is old and so beautiful. We saw a double header of Blind Alley and Secret Beyond the Door.

Oh god, there is nothing better than sitting in an old theater and watching old movies with cheesy Freudian psychology. So cheesy, but I loved it! At the end of "Secret Beyond the Door" the theater announcer said "what the hell?!"

So this weekend, I am taking it easy, trying to catch up on my f-list, and watching "Due South." I bought the complete series. Sadly, it hasn't been released in a good quality edition, but that just makes it seem like I'm watching it t.v. when it first aired. Good times.

So that the what in my life.

*blows kisses*
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Oct. 28th, 2010

Random Note

When I get my own place, one of the first things I shall procure (after toilet paper) is a guinea pig. And she shall be named the Empress of Blandings.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Empress_of_blandings

I just thought I'd share that. Because it is something that makes me excited.
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Aug. 29th, 2010

What I've Been Up to and My Musing on Prop 8

So there hasn't been too much going on lately. My Mom came to visit in July and we had a good time. We ended up seeing a couple of movies, so ya know, good times.

I has been cold as fuck in San Francisco, which I love. Seriously, late fall temperatures in summer give me THE JOY. Last week it hit almost 80 for two days, and it was horrible. Luckily, the weather again went cold. So Yay. Of course, during Labor Day weekend I'll be in Sacramento for my friend's birthday. So of courseit will be deathly hot, which will kill me. But that's what you do for friends.

More Blathering on About My Opinions Here )

In random news, this is a link showing that super hot Rolling Stone "True Blood" cover, but without Sookie.  I support this image more, as well as photoshop because there are not enough hot gay vampires on tv.

Also, these tee shirt slogans give me the fucking joy. THE JOY.  Because while I don't agree with people who think that taxes only ruin the world and that anything that supports the poor is commie socialism, they have the right to their own opinion.  But rampent ingnorance really pisses me off.

So, I started reading Joe Flanigan's twitter account (as well as David Hewlett's; his parenting stories are hilarious and he's just awesome), and Joe answered some fan questions. The best one was "Q: if you could rewrite the ending to SGA, how would you send Shepard off into the sunset?"

His answer: "A: Ronin and I steal a puddle jumper, pack it with beer, duct tape McKay in the back (tech support) and set up a new series: WraithHunter.  Or should I say "Wraith-Busters""

I am amused that he misspelled Ronon's name. *snickers*

Joe and David, their tweets are what I would except from John and Rodney if they were actors.  Just awesome.

Also, I'm in love with this series on youtube: Sassy Gay Friend.  It takes a look at what would have happened if Ophelia, Juliet and Desdemona had had a sassy gay friend.  Hilarious. 

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Jul. 12th, 2010

I Love You, Ireland!!!!!

This is an Irish video supporting gay marriage, asking the question "How would you feel if you had to ask 4 million people for the right to marry?" Last week, the Irish legislative branch voted in favor of a new law legalizing Civil Unions and partnership rights for homosexuals in Ireland. THIS IS IRELAND, PEOPLE! THEY DIDN'T LEGALIZE DIVORCE UNTIL 1995! That's right, one of the most conservative countries in the northern hemisphere is on the way to legalizing civil unions before the U.S. That's like Iowa legalizing gay marriage before California. So, I say to America WTF, and Ireland FTW!


Vid Here


So, um, we're not allowed to watch it on LJ, so you'll have to go to youtube, but yeah, awesome vid, and yay Ireland!!!


And just because this is from Golden Girls and a perfect analysis (in my opinion) of the issue.

Jul. 7th, 2010

"Atrophy," McCoy/Chekov, STXI, ADULT

Title: Atrophy
Author: [info]vinniebatman
Fandom: Star Trek, specifically STXI, aka the Reboot.
Characters/Pairings: McCoy/Chekov
Rating/Warnings: Adult for sexy times and McCoy's invective-laden inner monologuing.
Spoilers: General spoilers for the newest Star Trek film.
Prompt: McCoy/Chekov, "You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here." for [info]strickens_girl
Word Count: 855. I really freaking suck at word limits. Like, seriously.
Beta: [info]_beetle_
Disclaimer: I so totally own this movie. Bow Down! *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.*
Real Disclaimer: I make no money from this work, and claim no ownership over the to any of the copyrighted material of "Star Trek" in any of its incarnations. This work belongs to its owners.

Atrophy )

"Sense Memory," SGA McShep fic, ADULT

Title: Sense Memory
Author: [info]vinniebatman
Fandom: SGA
Characters/Pairings: John/Rodney
Rating/Warnings: Adult for recollections of sex. Warnings for slash, and, to my surprise, spanking.
Spoilers: General spoilers for the series.
Beta: [info]_beetle_
Disclaimer: I so totally own these shows. Bow Down! *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.*
Real Disclaimer: I make no money from this, and claim no ownership over the to any of the copyrighted material of "Stargate" and its spin-offs. Those works belong to their creators.
Author's Note: Inspired by THIS picture posted by [info]neevebrody.

Sense Memory )

Jul. 6th, 2010

"Call to Vengeance," BtVS fanfic, DARK, ADULT

Title: Call to Vengeance
Author: [info]vinniebatman
Fandom: BtVS, AtS
Characters/Pairings: Rona/Drusilla
Rating/Warnings: Adult for smut, language, references to violence/torture, and child molestation/murder.
Spoilers: General spoilers for BtVS and AtS. The comics have no bearing on this.
Prompt: Rogue!Rona/Drusilla Bandages, blood, and bruises. Teeth. Velvet. Lilies. Weary laughter. A lost soul for [info]_beetle_
Word Count: I'm not even bothering; besides,_ beetle_ is my beta, and is thus above such petty things like "word counts."
Beta: [info]_beetle_
Disclaimer: I so totally own this show. Bow Down! *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.*
Real Disclaimer: I make no money from this, and claim no ownership over the to any of the copyrighted material of "Buffy the Vampire Slayer," or "Angel the Series." These works belong to their creator.

Call to Vengeance )

Jul. 3rd, 2010

"Keeping Up Appearances," a BtVS/HP teen fic

Title: Keeping Up Appearances
Author: [info]vinniebatman
Fandom: BtVS, AtS
Characters/Pairings: Cordelia/Snape, Ron/Hermione, UST of the Draco/Harry variety.
Rating/Warnings: Teen for language, warnings for random crackness and slashy undertones.
Spoilers: General spoilers for the AtS and up through Deathly Hallows, though I ignore the epilogue.
Prompt: Cordy/Snape snarkage for [info]bumpkin_is
Word Count: 594 (a bit too long, but rules are for squares)
Beta: [info]_beetle_
Disclaimer: I so totally own this show. Bow Down! *Doctor's Note:Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.*
Real Disclaimer: I make no money from this, and claim no ownership over the to any of the copyrighted material of "Buffy the VampireSlayer," "Angel the Series," or "Harry Potter." These works belong to theirrespective creators.
Author's Notes: Yes, the title is a reference to the British show of the same name.

Keeping Up Appearances )

Jul. 2nd, 2010

Randomness and Me and a MAJOR Thanks

So, last weekend was Pride weekend.  I celebrated... a birthday.  Because of Pride, the city's tranist was INSANE.  But I had a good time, drank too much, and spent Sunday recovering.

But that is not why I post.

I post to thank [info]serialbathera for the awesome Little Mermaid statue icons she made. The Little Mermaid sits in Copenhagen Harbor, and her face is so beautifully sad.

I post to rec some freaking awesome songs.

See below the cut for awesomeness!!!!

Awesomeness )

Anywho, it doth approach midnight, so I'ma head to bed. Night my lovies!!!!
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Insanely Random Cuteness

So, while skulking about on the interwebs, I have found amusing/horrifying/adorable things that I wanted to share.

Enjoy! 

Links of Fun here )

Jun. 5th, 2010

BtVS/AtS Fic: "K-I-S-S-I-N-G," Spander, fluffy

Title: K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Author: [info]vinniebatman
Fandom: BtVS, AtS
Characters/Pairings: Spander, Dawn/Connor, Kennedy/Willow,
Faith/Willow, Andrew/? (it's a silly surprise!)
Rating/Warnings: Teen for language, and warnings for random
crackness and slashy undertones.
Spoilers: General spoilers for both tv shows. Disregards the comics.
Prompt: Spander, tree for [info]anxiety_junkie
Word Count: 888, a complete and total total fail of the rules
I set for myself.
Beta: [info]_beetle_
Disclaimer: I so totally own this show. Bow Down! *Doctor's
Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of
ownership are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better
than her throwing rocks at people.*
Real Disclaimer: I make no money from this, and claim no
ownership over the to any of the copyrighted material of "Buffy the
Vampire Slayer" or "Angel the Series." Those works belong to their
creators.

K-I-S-S-I-N-G )

Jun. 3rd, 2010

The What in the Whats and Thank You Thanks Yous

Well, I haven't written in over six weeks. In that time, I have:

-Gotten made near poor by the government;

-Seen Conan O'Brien live;

-Went clubbing in Sacramento's gay district (Lavender Heights);

-Worked;

-Mourned the death of my surrogate grandfather;

-Visited my Aunt; and,

-Babysat my cousin's kids.

So yeah, not a great time, but here's the basics.

Click Here for the Nitty Gritty )
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Tak!

I also got milk and cookies from [info]serialbathera and [info]strikens_girl, which are always nice little treats. Then [info]serialbathera also gave me some oversized glittery glasses, so thanks!

They've brightened my day, and seeing them on my profile page have been a much needed internet hug.
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Apr. 14th, 2010

BtVS/AtS Fic: "Take Then Thy Bond," Dark

Title: Take Then Thy Bond
Author: [info]vinniebatman
Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel the Series
Characters/Pairings: Past Willow/Tara, past Buffy/Angel
Rating/Warnings: Adult for violence, angst, character death
Spoilers: General spoilers up through season 6 of Buffy, and season 3 of Angel.
Prompt: Willow/Angel, restitution for [info]velvetwhip. There isn't really any Angel/Willow shippiness here, but there is angst.
Word Count: 499
Beta: [info]_beetle_
Disclaimer: I so totally own this show. Bow Down! *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.*
Real Disclaimer: I make no money from this, and claim no ownership over the to any of the copyrighted material of "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" or "Angel: the Series". Those works belong to their creators.
Author's Notes: Melds together the events of "Villains," and the AtS episode "Tomorrow" wherein Lorne leaves for Las Vegas, Skip steals Cordy, and Connor drops Angel to the bottom of the sea. The main idea is that Warren got the hell out of Sunnydale, and Willow followed. Title comes from Shakepeare's "The Merchant of Venice," from the line "Take then thy bond, take thou thy pound of flesh. The choice of a Shakespeare quote likely comes from [info]strickens_girl's recent experiences with the Bard.

Take Then Thy Bond )

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