If You'll Be My Lifeboat

Title: Ice Cold
Author: vinniebatman
Fandom: BtVS/Harry Potter
Pairings: For this one, Sam Winchester/Connor Reilly, hints of Dean Winchester/Illyria
Rating/Warnings: This one is teen.
Disclaimer: I hired a pack of ninjas to kidnap the owners; they were threatened with hot poker torture, chainsaws, and an exorcism. I now own all. Thank you. *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership of either Supernatural or Angel the Series are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.*
A/N: Okay, so I read a couple of stories showing Sam in love with various other characters. But what if he'd fallen for them while in Stanford? How would that have changed the night of the demon's return?
Betas: anxiety_junkie and _beetle_.  Thanks a million, you two!
All parts are HERE</a> in my memories

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( Love Story Five Here )

Title: I Put a Spell on You
Author: vinniebatman
Fandom: Supernatural/Harry Potter
Pairings: For this one, Sam Winchester/Hermione Granger
Rating/Warnings: This one is teen.
Disclaimer: I hired a pack of ninjas to kidnap the owners; they were threatened with hot poker torture, chainsaws, and an exorcism. I now own all. Thank you. *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership of either Supernatural or Harry Potter are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.*
A/N: Okay, so I read a couple of stories showing Sam in love with various other characters. But what if he'd fallen for them while in Stanford? How would that have changed the night of the demon's return?
All parts are HERE in my memories

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( Love Story Four Here )

Title: Trembling Before God...desses
Author: vinniebatman
Fandom: Supernatural/DC Comics
Pairings: For this one, Sam Winchester/Diana Prince
Rating/Warnings: This one is teen.
Disclaimer: I hired a pack of ninjas to kidnap the owners; they were threatened with hot poker torture, chainsaws, and an exorcism. I now own all. Thank you. *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership of either Supernatural or the DC works are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.*
A/N: Okay, so I read a couple of stories showing Sam in love with various other characters. But what if he'd fallen for them while in Stanford? How would that have changed the night of the demon's return?
All parts areHERE in my memories

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( Love Story Number Three )

Title: Fire and Ice
Author: vinniebatman
Fandom: Supernatural/Smallville
Pairings: For this one, Sam Winchester/Clark Kent
Rating/Warnings: This one is teen.
Disclaimer: I hired a pack of ninjas to kidnap Joss and Kripke; they were threatened with hot poker torture, chainsaws, and an exorcism. I now own all. Thank you. *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership of either Supernatural or Smallville (and the creators of the characters therein) are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.*
A/N: Okay, so I read a couple of stories showing Sam in love with various other characters. But what if he'd fallen for them while in Stanford? How would that have changed the night of the demon's return?
All parts areHERE in my memories
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( Love Story Two Here ) 

Title: Broken Glass
Author: vinniebatman
Fandom: BtVS/SPN
Pairings: For this one, Sam Winchester/Dawn Summers
Rating/Warnings: This one is teen.
Disclaimer: I hired a pack of ninjas to kidnap Joss and Kripke; they were threatened with hot poker torture, chainsaws, and an exorcism. I now own all. Thank you. *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership of either Supernatural or Buffy the Vampire Slayer are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.*
A/N: Okay, so I read a couple of stories showing Sam in love with various other characters. But what if he'd fallen for them while in Stanford? How would that have changed the night of the demon's return?

All parts areHERE in my memories
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( Love Story One Here )

Title: Stakeout
Author: vinniebatman
Fandom: BtVS/DC Comics
Rating/Warnings: This one is teenishy for references to blowjobs.
Spoilers: Through all of BtVS and AtS (minus the comics), and just borrows Batman and Flash.
Disclaimer: I so totally own the Buffyverse and DCverse. Bow Down! *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.*
Beta: Suki, who is my own personal jesus. And she can be my hero, baby.
Author's Notes: This is just a "hello, I give you this so you may smile" fic for Amejisuto. I actually started this with her in mind many many many years ago, but sorta forgot about it. bad me.

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Title:Capitalism and Funny Syphilis: In Which the Immortal Four Learn Things They Wish They Hadn't
Author: vinniebatman
Fandom: BtVS/Highlander
Pairings: Xander/Anya
Rating/Warnings: This one is teen.
Prompt: A Scooby working at Joe's bar.
Disclaimer: I so totally own these shows, and related films and merchandise. Bow Down! *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.*
Author's Note: Okay, so I'm not majorly into Highlander, but I do watch it when I can catch an episode. Because of that, this occurs in no specific time period.
Betas: Thanks to suki_blue for the grammar beta, and Ame for the quick Highlander check.


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Title:Seeking Solace
Author: vinniebatman
Fandom: BtVS/Reaper
Rating/Warnings: This one is teen.
Spoilers: Through BtVS, Season 7, and all "Reaper," up to and including Season 2, Episode 5, "I Want My Baby Back."
Disclaimer: I so totally own these shows. Bow Down! *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.*
Author's Notes: So this just popped into my brain, and work is slow, so I just let it happen. Hope it isn't too sappy.

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Title: A Tiny Bucket of Crazy
Author: vinniebatman
Fandom: BtVS/Leverage
Rating/Warnings: This one is teen.
Spoilers: Vaguely through AtS Season 1, and Leverage Season 1, but takes place before either series.
Disclaimer: I so totally own Leverage and Angel! Bow Down! *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.*
Author's Note: When I think of Lorne, I think of him trying to help, trying to do good. I probably sound sappy, but the idea of him providing comfort of a broken person seems right. We'll miss you, Andy.

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Title:  Confused: an Interlude
Author: vinniebatman aka batmanvinnie
Fandom: BtVS/Supernatural
Pairings: Spander, of course.  
Rating/Warnings:  Teen for innuendo and some light groping.
Prompt:  Prompt #10, Phantom Hitchhiker
Summary:  On a Sunday night, Spike and Xander drive back to the school after dropping some girls off at the the airport. 
Disclaimer: I hired a pack of ninjas to kidnap Joss and Kripke; they were threatened with hot poker torture, chainsaws, and an exorcism. I now own all. Thank you. *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.
Beta: The deliciously delectable </a></font></strong></a>suki_blue!
A/N:  This is the seventh piece in my series of stories for the community  </a></font></strong></a>paranormal25, for which I'm writing a series of stories about Xander being able to see Ghosts.  Previous parts are archived here.

Title: Ride the Broom! 2/2
Series: Mischief and Porn: the Journals of Xander Harris
Author: vinniebatman
Fandom: BtVS/Harry Potter  Takes place after Season Five of Angel, and lives in it's own altered version of Year Eight in HP.  Pretty much anything after book six has been changed to fit my will. Cuz I can.  Just go with it, 'kay?  Also, pay no attention to the Season 8 comic.
Pairings:  Spander, of course, references to established Faith/Andrew
Rating/Warnings:  Adult for the gay man on man loving! (yay!)
Prompt:  Harry Potter 'verse suggested by DOOMSDAYBRUNETTE at TtH
Summary: After pissing off all the slayers, Willow sends Spike and Xander on a trip to a school in Scotland.&nbsp; Some of the students may never recover.&nbsp; Snape sure as hell won't.
Disclaimer: I hired a pack of ninjas to kidnap Joss and Rowling; they were threatened with hot poker torture, chainsaws, and an exorcism. I now own all. Thank you. *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.
Previous Parts: Archived Here
A/N: Heh, yeah, it's been several months.  Yeah, I suck like this.  Let this be a lesson to you, never sign up for three ficathons whilst having 8 or 9 WIP.  It's just not good.

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( Crazy Zanyness and Pron Here! )

Title: Oh Yeah? Oh No!
Author: vinniebatman
Fandom: BtVS/Kool-Aid
Rating/Warnings: This one is teen.
Spoilers: Season 3
Disclaimer: I so totally AtS and the Kool-Aid guy. Bow Down! *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.
Author's Note: Okay, I'm just misbehaving at work and having fun. I should be working on my WIPs, but whatever. But I ran across this older challenge and I couldn't resist.

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Title:The Pretty Men with a Song in Their Hearts
Author: vinniebatman
Fandom: BtVS/Commercial
Pairings: Drusilla/Freecreditreport.com guy
Rating/Warnings: This one is teen for some gore.
Disclaimer: I so totally own the show and the commercial. Bow down! *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.
Author's Note: Sorry, but one day, I got that freaking song stuck in my head, you know, the one where he marries his dream girl, but she didn't tell him her credit was bad?
Well, out of that came this. I can't apologize enough for this.

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Author: vinniebatman
Fandom: BtVS/Harry Potter
Spoilers: Through season 7 of BtVS, Season 5 of AtS (vaguely), and through book 5 of HP
Characters: Harry/Dawn, Ron/Hermione, Neville/Luna, Draco/Ginny
Rating/Warnings: FR7
Disclaimer: I hired a pack of ninjas to kidnap Joss and J.K. Rowling; they were threatened with hot poker torture, chainsaws, and an exorcism. I now own all. Thank you. *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.*
Author's Note: This is just a look at how I think Cordy would act if she was one of the Powers that Be.

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Author: vinniebatman
Fandom: BtVS/Invader Zim
Characters: Dawn, Andrew, Gaz, Dib, Zim, and Gir.
Fandom: BtVS/Invader ZimRating/Warnings: FR7
Disclaimer: I hired a pack of ninjas to kidnap Joss and Jhonen Vasquez; they were threatened with hot poker torture, chainsaws, and an exorcism. I now own all. Thank you. *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.*
A/N: Based on the wonderfully, delightfully twisted cartoon "Invader Zim," which was shown on Nickelodeon for 11 episodes before they realized that the wonderfully dark mind of Vasquez may not be child appropriate.  This story was the genesis of my later series, "Slayers that Never Were... Thank God."

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Title: NCIS + Scoobies = Doom
Series: Abby Sciuto: Vampire Slayer
Rating: Teen
Disclaimer: I am not now, nor have I ever been Joss Whedon or Donald Bellisario. I know it's shocker, but you'll all deal.
Fandoms: BtVS, NCIS
Spoilers: Roughly around season 5 for NCIS, through Season 7 in BtVS
Warnings: Annoying Gibbs
Pairings:  Abby/Spike and Xander/Ziva, because if anyone can handle in a violent woman with intimacy and trust issues, its Xander.
Author's Note: This chapter doesn't exactly fit in with the other stories in terms of continuity, but it's the same general series of events.  Essentially, it takes place after Abby returns to DC and the others learn she's a Slayer.

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( DOOOOM!!! )

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Title: Running in Place to Save the World: Part 1
Series: Abby Sciuto: Vampire Slayer
Rating: Teen
Disclaimer: I am not now, nor have I ever been Joss Whedon or Donald Bellisario. I know it's shocker, but you'll all deal.
Fandoms: BtVS, NCIS
Spoilers: Roughly around season 5 for NCIS, and after season 7 of BtVS
Warnings: Spooky dreams?
Pairings:  Abby/Spike and Xander/Ziva, because if anyone can handle in a violent woman with intimacy and trust issues, its Xander.
Author's Note: This was inspired by a chapter I wrote for a group series on TtH. It's my take on what would happen if Abby from NCIS became a Slayer.
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( Run Here! )

Title: Nightmares
Series: Abby Scuito: Vampire slayer
Rating: Teen
Disclaimer: I am not now, nor have I ever been Joss Whedon or Donald Bellisario. I know it's shocker, but you'll all deal.
Fandoms: BtVS, NCIS
Spoilers: Roughly around season
Warnings: Spooky dreams?
Pairings:  N/A at this point, but I'm planning on Abby/Spike and Xander/Ziva, because if anyone can handle in a violent woman with intimacy and trust issues, its Xander.
Author's Note: This was inspired by a chapter I wrote for a group series on TtH. It's my take on what would happen if Abby from NCIS became a Slayer. The rest of the series should be a mix of humor, but I figure that at the beginning, it would be pretty strange and surreal.
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( Nightmares Here )

Title:  Serenity's King: Explanations and Contemplations
Author: batmanvinnie
Fandom: Firefly, before BDM
Pairing: Mal/Simon, Jayne/Illyria, River/Connor, Alex/Kaylee
Rating/Warnings: Teen
Disclaimer: I hired a pack of ninjas to kidnap Joss; he was threatened with hot poker torture and chainsaws so I could meet the real him. I now own all. Thank you.
Author's Note:  Okay, some people on TtH have criticized my pairing of Mal/Simon.  As an author, it's my job to make them liking each other seem possible, but if you're a person who has no tolerance for this pairing, don't read.  So please don't leave me a comment talking about how you didn't like the pairing.  The pairings were listed. This note is mostly for TtH
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