If You'll Be My Lifeboat

Title: The End of a Fixed Point
Author: batmanvinnie aka vinniebatman
Fandom: Torchwood
Pairings: Jack/Ianto, Jack/OFC, Jack/ULOJS, Gwen/Rhys, Tosh/Owen
Rating/Warnings: This one is teen.
Spoilers: For all of Torchwood, including "Children of Earth."
Disclaimer: I so totally own these shows. Bow Down! *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership toward "Doctor Who" or "Torchwood" are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.*
Betas: Thanks to kitty_poker1 for the character and canon check, and _beetle_ for the grammar and phrasing help.
Author's Note: Written for the birthday of my dear, wonderful, awesome friend, suki_blue. I love you!

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( The End Begins Here )

Title:  Always
Author:  vinniebatman
Rating: Teen?
Pairing:  Emily/Spencer
Summary:  Emily reflects on her relationship with Spencer.
Disclaimer:  I hired a pack of ninjas to kidnap the creators and owners; he was threatened with hot poker torture and chainsaws so I could meet the real him. I now own all. Thank you.   Or not.    
Beta: The fabulous, incomparable beetle!  I love you! 
Author’s Note: Written for one of the sweetest people I know, serialbathera.  I heart you darling!!!

( Ruminations This Way! )

Title:  Paradise Changed
Author: vinniebatman aka batmanvinnie
Fandom: BtVS/AtS, spoilers for BtVS season seven, and AtS season five
 Pairings: Willow/Angel  
Rating/Warnings:  Teen
Summary:  After receiving his reward, Angel awakens as a human to find that the Oracles have changed the world. 
Disclaimer: I hired a pack of ninjas to kidnap Joss; he was threatened with hot poker torture, chainsaws, and an exorcism. I now own all. Thank you. *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.*
Beta: The deliciously delectable </a></strong></a>suki_blue
A/N: This is a little appreciation "I love you"  piece for </a></strong></a>ink_on_velvet, a thank you for her kind support and continued contributions to this fandom.  It's my version of an e-hug.
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Title:  Not in So Many Words
Author: vinniebatman aka batmanvinnie
Fandom: BtVS, but pay no attention to the Season 8 comic.
Pairings: Spander, duh
Rating/Warnings:  Adult for the gay man on man loving! (yay!)
Prompt:  S/X, Deluge 
Summary: After returning from Africa, Xander gets stuck patrolling with Spike.  Things happen.
Teaser:   Damn it, it just wasn't fair; Spike looked all sleek and dangerous when wet, while Xander was fairly certain that he looked like a drowned rat… or perhaps a water buffalo.
Beta: The one, the only, the marvelous suki_blue.
Disclaimer: I hired a pack of ninjas to kidnap Joss; he was threatened with hot poker torture, chainsaws, and an exorcism. I now own all. Thank you. *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.*
A/N:  Written for the birthday of my new, lovely friend noandwhere.  Happy birthday, sweets!
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Title: Bleed for You
Author:  vinniebatman
Fandom:  AtS
Pairing/Character: Wesley/Angel
Rating/Warnings:  Blood
Prompt: I am no prince, I am no saint, I am not anyone’s wildest dream / But I can stand behind and be someone to fall back on. ~ Jason Robert Brown // Someone To Fall Back On
Spoilers: Takes place after "Deep Down," episode one of season four of "Angel."
Disclaimer:  I hired a pack of ninjas to kidnap Joss; he was threatened with hot poker torture, chainsaws, and an exorcism. I now own all. Thank you. *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.*
Beta: the one and only, the magnificent suki blue.  I heart you!
A/N:  I offered to write a short fic/drabble for , who gave me the prompt "Wesley and blood."  However, that can be taken so many ways, so I put it on the back burner until I found this prompt, which got my brain working.

Title: The Education of Dawn
Author: vinniebatman
Fandom: BtVS, takes place three years after the end of BtVS
Paring: Faith/Dawn
Rating: Adult
Prompt: The Education of Dawn, pairing Faith/Dawn
Disclaimer: I hired a pack of ninjas to kidnap Joss; he was threatened with hot poker torture, chainsaws, and an exorcism. I now own all. Thank you. *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.
Author's Note:  This was written for

angelicvampyre, who's been having a crap time lately.  I've never written femslash before, and I don't imagine I will again, but I promised I'd write whatever pairing she wanted, and this is what she wanted.  So if you don't like femslash, well, don't read.
Also, last line was edited thanks to a suggestion from cdybedahl

 

Title:  The Mistletoe Conspiracy
Author: vinniebatman aka batmanvinnie
Fandom: SGA
Pairings/Characters: McShep
Rating/Warnings:  Teen
Summary:  When smart people get bored, strange things happen. This is my pathetic version of a Christmas prezzie for suki_blue.
Disclaimer: I conquered the world AND the Pegasus Galaxy.  I now own all. Thank you.   Or not. 

Title:  Twenty Years of Mistletoe
Author: vinniebatman aka batmanvinnie
Fandom: BtVS
Pairings/Characters: Angel/Willow, Spander
Rating/Warnings:  Mature for naughty thoughts and innuendo!
Summary:  Time passes so slowly, and yet so quickly; and sometimes, it takes couple of decades and pranksters for you to see what's been in front of you the whole time.  This is a series of conversations between Angel and Willow.  This is my pathetic version of a Christmas prezzie for velvetwhip.
Disclaimer: I hired a pack of ninjas to kidnap Joss; he was threatened with hot poker torture and chainsaws so I could meet the real him. I now own all. Thank you.   Or not. 

Title: Incandescent
Author: batmanvinnie
Fandom: BtVS
Pairing/Character: Shh... its a secret
Rating/Warnings: Teen.
Prompt: I almost slipped in the half-dark... ~ Marilyn Hacker // Then
Summary: Outside of the Slayer's house, Spike watches
Disclaimer: I own noting
A/N: Okay, haven't answered a prompt here for a while but this one just jumped out at me, and I had to do it.  Dedicated to </a></b></a>velvetwhip in honor of her second anniversary.  And I hope the prose isn't too flowery, but I though the style suited these ruminations.